Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Mr. Levine (2009)
Chris Rock: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : In every city, people have disasters they need to survive. In Miami, they have hurricanes. In San Francisco, they have earthquakes. And in New York, we had blackouts. You never knew when one was going to happen and you didn't want to be on the street when it did.
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Narrator : Next to "We're the Jehovah's Witnesses. Can we have a minute of your time," "Let me in, there's a blackout" is the only guarantee somebody will not open a door.
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Greg Wuliger : I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg. I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris : You're not a sidekick.
Narrator : That's what Batman told Robin.
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Mr. Levine : [to Chris] What do you want?
Chris : Well, I know you don't get out much, so I thought maybe we could take a walk. I could introduce you to some of the people.
Mr. Levine : What are you, a Good Samaritan?
Narrator : In Brooklyn, being nice only aroused suspicion.
Chris : Come on. You can see how some of the things have changed.
Mr. Levine : I don't just go out whenever, I have my routine. I get my groceries in the morning, I get my walk in before the hooligans come out, I'm back before the judge show comes on. My nap, lunch.
Narrator : President Bush had that same routine.
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Narrator : Back at school, Greg was doing more wardrobe changes than Beyonce in concert.
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Chris : [to Greg] Janet Jackson? You're dressed like Janet Jackson?
Narrator : Almost as weird as dressing like Michael.
Greg Wuliger : I'm in control.
Chris : You're in a woman suit.
Narrator : And that wasn't the last time.
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] Whoa. It happens to you too.
Chris : What does?
Greg Wuliger : They call you Chris-and-Greg even if I'm not here.
Chris : Yeah, that's who we are. We're Chris and Greg.
Greg Wuliger : Oh, this is great. I thought I was the only one who didn't have a personality of his own, but you don't either.
Narrator : Yay! We both suck!
