Castle (TV Series)
Home Is Where the Heart Stops (2009)
Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan
Quotes
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[Working security at the charity event]
Javier Esposito : Man, these guys look guilty of *tax* evasion, not home invasion.
Kevin Ryan : Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving.
[both turn to see Castle and a dressed up Beckett coming down the red carpet]
Kevin Ryan : [to Beckett] Nice dress.
Javier Esposito : Yeah, what there is of it.
Kate Beckett : I'd let you borrow it, Esposito, but you stretched out the last one.
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Kevin Ryan : Why do you writers always call them perps?
Richard Castle : Isn't that what you call 'em?
Kevin Ryan : Ah, we got a whole lot of names for 'em. Pipe-head, pisshead, ork, creep.
Javier Esposito : Crook, knucklehead, chucklehead.
Kevin Ryan : Chud, turd.
Javier Esposito : Destro, skell.
Kevin Ryan : Skeksi, slicko, slick.
Javier Esposito : Mope.
Kevin Ryan : Sleestak.
Richard Castle : [scribbling in his notepad while chuckling] Slow down, slow down.
Kate Beckett : Suspects. We call them suspects.
Captain Roy Montgomery : I'm old school. I like dirtbag.
Richard Castle : Classic.