- Peanut: Before I forget, you changed all our Wi-Fi passwords.
- Jeff Dunham: I did.
- Peanut: Why?
- Jeff Dunham: Uh... security maintenance.
- Peanut: D... did you just make that up?
- Jeff Dunham: I think so.
- Peanut: Okay. So, you changed all three to new passwords.
- Jeff Dunham: Yes, I did.
- Peanut: Okay. The backstage Wi-Fi, the tour bus Wi-Fi, and the Wi-Fi at home.
- Jeff Dunham: That's correct.
- Peanut: Okay. Uh...
- Jeff Dunham: And this time...
- Peanut: What?
- Jeff Dunham: ...I made the passwords unusual, so we would remember them, but they couldn't be guessed easily.
- Peanut: Great. Yeah, the "1234" was kind of stupid.
- Jeff Dunham: I didn't do that.
- Peanut: I know. Bubba J did, but he still forgot it.
- Peanut: I'm asking for one simple password for our Wi-Fi backstage.
- Jeff Dunham: And you should have it.
- Peanut: What is it?
- Jeff Dunham: I can't tell you!
- Peanut: I HATE YOU!
- Peanut: Can I have the one for the bus?
- Jeff Dunham: Yes.
- Peanut: What's that one?
- Jeff Dunham: I don't remember.
- Peanut: Why not?
- Jeff Dunham: Why not what?
- Peanut: Why can't you remember?
- Jeff Dunham: No, I don't remember.
- Peanut: Okay, why don't you remember?
- Jeff Dunham: I do.
- Peanut: Okay.
- Jeff Dunham: Okay.
- Peanut: So, what is it?
- Jeff Dunham: I don't remember.
- Peanut: Holy crap. Did you write it down?
- Jeff Dunham: Why should I?
- Peanut: In case you forgot it.
- Jeff Dunham: I won't forget it.
- Peanut: Clearly, you just did.
- Jeff Dunham: No, I didn't.
- Peanut: Then what's the password?
- Jeff Dunham: I don't remember.
- Jeff Dunham: Would you like to see the passwords in black and white?
- Peanut: Yes, I would.
- Jeff Dunham: They're on my computer.
- Peanut: Can I go look?
- Jeff Dunham: Of course.
- Peanut: Thanks! Oh. Wait.
- Jeff Dunham: What?
- Peanut: What's the password for your computer?
- Jeff Dunham: Who's asking.
- Peanut: I am.
- Jeff Dunham: You're what?
- Peanut: I'm asking for the password on your computer.
- Jeff Dunham: Who's asking.
- Peanut: Hello? I'm right here. Computer password?
- Jeff Dunham: Who's asking.
- Peanut: Peanut. Is. Asking.
- Jeff Dunham: Well...
- Peanut: Never mind. Maybe I should ask your mother.
- Jeff Dunham: What'd you say?
- Peanut: Ask your mother.
- Jeff Dunham: Well, that's the one for my cell phone.
- Peanut: We have three Wi-Fi networks.
- Jeff Dunham: Yes.
- Peanut: And you made up all the passwords.
- Jeff Dunham: I did.
- Peanut: And you know them all.
- Jeff Dunham: By heart.
- Peanut: And I should have them, too.
- Jeff Dunham: Of course you should.
- Peanut: What is the password for the Wi-Fi backstage?
- Jeff Dunham: I can't tell you.
- Peanut: What's the one for the bus?
- Jeff Dunham: I don't remember.
- Peanut: You have the one for the house?
- Jeff Dunham: Yes.
- Peanut: And what is that one?
- Jeff Dunham: You have to guess it.
- Peanut: I can't guess it!
- Jeff Dunham: Well, of course not.
- Peanut: So, what is it?
- Jeff Dunham: You have to guess it.
- Peanut: I can't!
- Jeff Dunham: You're making no sense.
- Peanut: I'm making no sense? You're making no sense.
- Jeff Dunham: I don't know what to say to you.
- Peanut: What's the Wi-Fi password for the house?
- Jeff Dunham: You have to guess it.
- Peanut: SCREW YOU!
- Peanut: I asked you for the password for backstage.
- Jeff Dunham: Yes.
- Peanut: You said, "I can't tell you."
- Jeff Dunham: Yes.
- Peanut: Then I asked for the tour bus one, you said, "I don't remember."
- Jeff Dunham: Also correct.
- Peanut: And now the one for the house, you say, "You have to guess it."
- Jeff Dunham: You got them all perfectly.
- Peanut: What the hell are you talking about?
- Peanut: So, what's the password for the Wi-Fi backstage?
- Jeff Dunham: I can't tell you.
- Peanut: What?
- Jeff Dunham: I can't tell you.
- Peanut: Why not?
- Jeff Dunham: Why not what?
- Peanut: Why can't you tell me?
- Jeff Dunham: Tell you what?
- Peanut: The password.
- Jeff Dunham: I just did.
- Peanut: No, you didn't.
- Jeff Dunham: Yes, I did.
- Peanut: What is it?
- Jeff Dunham: I can't tell you.
- Peanut: Why not?
- Jeff Dunham: Why not what?
- Peanut: Why can't you tell me?
- Jeff Dunham: I just did.
- Peanut: Are you insane?
- Jeff Dunham: No.
- Peanut: Then what's the password?
- Jeff Dunham: I can't tell you.
- Peanut: Jerk!