The Conners (TV Series)

Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers (2021)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Becky Conner-Healy : How are you doing?

  Dan Conner : Not great.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Do you want to talk about it?

  Dan Conner : There's not much to talk about. Girlfriend's got COVID. My daughter might've given it to her. Like a damn reality show.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Now they have thirty days to fall in love.

  Dan Conner : Thanks for stopping by.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Why are you moping around here and not working on your tiny trailer? I'll help you install that table that turns into a couch that turns into a toilet thing.

  Dan Conner : It's called a Murphy John. It's a brilliant piece of engineering.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Well, then let's get to it. I thought you wanted it ready for when Louise gets better.

  Dan Conner : If she gets better.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Whoa, what happened to Mr. Positive? Why aren't you scratching your back on a tree and singing Bare Necessities?

  Dan Conner : I don't want to think like this but I've had the rug yanked out from under me before and I don't think I can go through that again.

  Becky Conner-Healy : Don't give up on her now. Do you think she would stop making plans if you were sick? You think she'd stop working on a couch crapper? Hell no!

  Dan Conner : Damn! Why won't anyone just let me sit around my own garage and think the worst anymore?

  Becky Conner-Healy : I'm sorry. You want me to leave you alone?

  Dan Conner : Nah.