Four Lions (2010)

Arsher Ali: Hassan

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• Hassan : [Raps]  I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar!

  [Audience screams as Hassan detonate his suicide belt releasing party streams] 

  Barry : [Silent from audience]  Mashallah, brother

  [Murmurs from the audience] 

  Hassan : [Looking at the audiences]  Oh, what, man? Come on. What? Just cos I'm Muslim, you thought it was real?

• Hassan : I'm a martyr, you're all squashed tomatoes.

• Hassan : You made him wee in his own gob?

  Omar : What is wrong with you, bro?

  Barry : Submission... it's the rules of submission.

  Waj : It felt really bad, brother. It's not too tricky once you get the aim right, but... it just feels like really proper wrong. All the wee splashing off your teeth... .

• Barry : No, don't sweat it, bro! He's been tested!

  Hassan : Yeah! Yeah, he tested me, man!

  Omar : How did he do that, then?

  Hassan : He made me do that bean-thing, man.

  Omar : Oh? What "bean-thing"?

  Hassan : You know, where you put a bean up the end of your knob, man.

• Hassan : Liquid peroxide.

  Fessal : Three year's of stockpiling.

  Barry : How'd you get it all?

  Fessal : A wholesale shop down the road.

  Barry : What? All from the same shop? Yeah? You mug, you'll get us nicked!

  Fessal : No. I use different voices each time I go in.