Four Lions (2010)

Adeel Akhtar: Faisal

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Quotes 

• Barry : [car breaks down]  Fuck, Fuck, fuck it!

  Omar : Did you fix this then, Barry?

  Barry : Yes, I fixed it!

  Omar : Did ya?

  Barry : It's the parts... they're Jewish.

  Omar : What parts in a car are Jewish?

  [pause] 

  Omar : Hmm?

  Fessal : Spark plugs.

  Barry : Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.

• Fessal : When I dial this, send you to Heaven brother Crow.

  Crow : Caw.

  Fessal : Inshallah.

• Fessal : My plan is, right, to put a bomb on a crow and fly it into one of them towers full of Jews and slags!

• Barry : The feds can track your phone even if the battery's out.

  Fessal : Really?

  Barry : Really. They can see you underground.

  Waj : Can they see you if you're not there?

  Barry : Where's there?

• Hassan : Liquid peroxide.

  Fessal : Three year's of stockpiling.

  Barry : How'd you get it all?

  Fessal : A wholesale shop down the road.

  Barry : What? All from the same shop? Yeah? You mug, you'll get us nicked!

  Fessal : No. I use different voices each time I go in.