Four Lions (2010)

Kayvan Novak: Waj

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Quotes 

• Waj : Rubber dinghy rapids bro.

• Waj : I think I'm confused, but I'm not sure!

• Waj : We'll blow something up.

  Omar : What we gonna blow up Waj?

  Waj : Internet.

• Omar : You're confused bro.

  Waj : I'm not confused brother! I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face.

• Waj : Yeah! Fuck mini Babybel!

• Ed : [conversing on the phone]  Right so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?

  Waj : I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that.

  Ed : Yeah? You like them big, Waj? Yeah.

  Waj : And nice fit arses, too, man.

  Ed : You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj? I knew you were, bro. You're an arse man. You're a massive arse man.

  Waj : What are you saying?

  Ed : I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj.

  Waj : You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?

  Ed : No.

  Waj : Fuck off!

  [Ends phone conversation] 

  Waj : Fucking Boy George!

• Waj : Aye up you unbelievin' Kuffar bastards! I'm gonna turn you to baked beans.

• Barry : What's with the gun?

  Waj : Proper replica man.

  Barry : It's too small man!

  Waj : Not too small, brother. Big hands!

• Barry : Why has she got her hands on her face?

  Waj : Because she's got a beard

• Waj : [calls down the phone to Omar]  Brother, I don't know what I'm doing.

  [turns around to the SWAT team] 

  Waj : Sorry lads, I don't know what I'm doing.

  [bomb goes off and smoke rises from the shutters outside] 

• Omar : You're gonna do what I do, bruv?

  Waj : Yeah, bruv.

  Omar : I'm gonna give myself up, bruv.

• Waj : If you treat me like a bomber, why shouldn't I be one?

• Hassan : You made him wee in his own gob?

  Omar : What is wrong with you, bro?

  Barry : Submission... it's the rules of submission.

  Waj : It felt really bad, brother. It's not too tricky once you get the aim right, but... it just feels like really proper wrong. All the wee splashing off your teeth... .

• Waj : What the f**k has he done to his rabbits, bro?

  Omar : They're not rabbits, bro. They're chickens.

  Waj : They're f**king rabbits!

  Omar : If they're rabbits, bro, where are their ears?

  Waj : That's what I'm saying!

• Barry : The feds can track your phone even if the battery's out.

  Fessal : Really?

  Barry : Really. They can see you underground.

  Waj : Can they see you if you're not there?

  Barry : Where's there?

• Barry : Look, the way to stop the feds tracking you is very simple. You eat your SIM card. Get your SIM cards out. You remove your SIM card and - yes?

  Waj : Can I cook mine?

  Barry : No, you must eat it raw.

• Waj : Are they gonna make me f**k a dog out there, Brother Omar?

• Waj : Barry's not a good emir, Brother Omar. He made me do bad stuff in the woods.

  Omar : Like what? Hmm?

  Waj : He said... if I was a proper mujahadin, I'd whizz in me own mouth.