Humpday (2009)
Joshua Leonard: Andrew
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Quotes
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Andrew : I'm going to count to five and we're going to fuckin' *kiss* and we're just going to do it. Alright.
Ben : You ready?
Andrew : You ready?
Ben : Yup!
Andrew : You ready?
Ben : Ready.
Andrew : Ready?
Ben : Five...
[in unison]
Ben : four, three, two, one.
Andrew : [jumps at Ben. They open-mouth "kiss", but without moving at all; and they hold this for at least ten seconds; then they release and stand back]
Ben : [pauses, then sounds happily relieved] It wasn't that bad!
Andrew : [laughing] No, it was just... it's weird, I've never kissed stubble before.
Ben : Wasn't that bad!
Andrew : It wasn't *terrible*.
Ben : It wasn't terrible, no, it wasn't terrible.
Andrew : [long pause] Yeah, that was awful.
Ben : Dude, that was awful.
[pause]
Ben : Okay...
Andrew : Uhhhhh...
Ben : This is gonna be hard.
Andrew : Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?
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Ben : What a wild life you live, my friend.
Andrew : Enh. You always have the option of doing what I'm doing, and I don't know that I so much have the option of doing what you're doing.
Ben : Ah, it's easy. You just go to a grocery store, you find someone with long hair that's a girl, start kissing her, one thing leads to another. Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house. And soon enough you're converting your upstairs office into a potential baby room.
Andrew : Are you fucking serious?
Ben : Not yet, but we're on the path. We've officially removed the goalie, and now we're just doing free kicks.