- Dot: [Penultimate line of the theme song; a very small version of the screen with Dot gesticulating] May cause eye strain-y!
- Dot: [Putting together the evidence] Hidden cameras, stolen scripts...
- [gasps]
- Dot: The Russians have been spying on us!
- [Points to three Russians standing behind her on the water tower]
- Yakko: [Addressing the three Russians defiantly] Hey! This is America! only the NSA is allowed to do that!
- [the Russians look dejected and walk away]
- Russian tour guide: [Giving the three Warner siblings a tour of the Russian television lot] And if you watch channel backward three, you must know next show, Moron Mouse and Ratsputin!
- [Points to a set where two actors are cheaply attired in costumes vaguely resembling Pinky and Brain]
- Moron Mouse: What do accomplish tomorrow evening, Ratsputin?
- Ratsputin: Same thing we accomplish all evening, Moron Mouse.
- [turns to face a portrait of Vladimir Putin]
- Ratsputin: Support current leader and ask no question.
- Russian tour guide: I apologize for my countrymen. Russians are good people. We just have egotistical idiot in power.
- Yakko: We know the feeling, comrade.
- Russian tour guide: [At airport, waving goodbye] Bye-bye, Warners! Safe travels to land of heated dog beds and battery-powered greeting cards!
- Wakko: [Boarding a plane] How'd she find us a flight so fast?
- Yakko: Apparently this plane flies Moscow to Washington daily.
- [the camera pulls back revealing that the Warners are boarding Air Force One; the music plays "Hail to the Chief"]