- Mona de Laffite: I wouldn't, couldn't use that wood.
- Froderick: How about with a goat, or even on a boat? Would you, could you on a boat?
- Mona de Laffite: Why are you talking that way?
- Froderick: I thought you wanted a rhyme.
- Mona de Laffite: No.
- Froderick: Okay, suit yourself. I'm easy.
- Mona de Laffite: It looks like an evil stove with odds, pots, pans and kitchen utensils.
- Froderick: You mean "evil kitchen utensils"
- Mona de Laffite: How do you know they are evil?
- Froderick: Oh, come on! That's the meanest looking spatula I've ever seen.