- [Brian and Stewie have discovered that Miley Cyrus is actually an android built by Disney]
- Stewie: My God! I can't believe she's an android. Do you think we should tell someone or do something?
- Brian: Well, we could do something.
- Stewie: Like what?
- Brian: Well, look at her: she dances like a real girl, she moves like a real girl.
- Stewie: Yeah?
- Brian: Do you think she does other stuff like a real girl? You know, if you reprogrammed her?
- Stewie: Brian, that's sick. She's sixteen!
- Brian: I'm eight.
- Stewie: I don't know.
- Brian: You killed my brother, you owe me.
- Stewie: All right, I'll see what I can do.
- Jake Tucker: Dad! There's an evil monkey in my closet!
- Tom Tucker: I do not care son. I just do not care!