Family Guy (TV Series)
Spies Reminiscent of Us (2009)
Dan Aykroyd: Dan Aykroyd
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Quotes
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Dan Aykroyd : My gosh, that Italian family at the next table is really quiet.
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Peter Griffin : Let me show you something that's funny. Okay here's an impression of John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving.
[as John Wayne]
Peter Griffin : I'm John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims!
Stewie Griffin : Hahaha, Where's this guy been?
Dan Aykroyd : Well, Mr.Griffin, this has been a lot of fun.
Chevy Chase : Lot of fun.
Dan Aykroyd : But we've gotta get back over to our place and kind uh- do what... What do we have to do?
Chevy Chase : Roll some joints and get high.
Dan Aykroyd : Yeah, we gotta do those things.
Peter Griffin : That's not funny. Drugs aren't funny. They ruin lives.
Stewie Griffin : Amen.
Dan Aykroyd : No Peter, *you're* not funny.
Chevy Chase : I'm afraid Dan's right. You're not funny at all.
Peter Griffin : I don't get it.
Chevy Chase : You're painfully unfunny.
Peter Griffin : Get the fuck out of my house!
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Peter Griffin : Listen, I gotta tell you guys, I've watched all your movies, like, a thousand times.
Chevy Chase : You saw "Cops and Robbersons"?
Dan Aykroyd : And "My Stepmother Is An Alien"?
Peter Griffin : Almost all of them.
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Brian Griffin : What are you guys doing in Quahog?
Dan Aykroyd : We are doing research for our next movie.