Family Guy (TV Series)

420 (2009)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Superman

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Quotes 

• Quagmire : Hey guys, I want you to know I'm raising my reward to $50 for anyone who can help me find James; no questions asked.

  Peter Griffin : [taking the money]  I killed your cat.

  [slams his door in Quagmire's face] 

• Peter Griffin : [after the Griffins bail out Brian]  Brian, If you don't mind, we'll start thinking about prison rape jokes immediately. I'll break the ice. Hey, Brian, did you do 'hard times' or 'hardly workin'?

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Penis.

  [another pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, all the pieces are there. Somebody make something out of it.

  Chris Griffin : Hey, Brian, who's your favorite baseball player? Albert POOHOLES?

  Lois Griffin : Chris, stop it! Come on. Brian, we're happy you're out of jail and when we get to the car, would you like a doughnut to sit on?

  [laughs out loud] 

• Cop : I will not put up with this. I'm a Family Guy!

  Peter Griffin : Ha! There, he said it!

• Jack Nicholson : [in As Good As It Gets]  All I'm saying is what if this is as good as it gets?

  Peter Griffin : [while watching the movie]  Ha! He said it.

• Superman : [in Superman 4]  In order to do this, I must become Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.

  Peter Griffin : [while watching the movie]  So that's why this movie is called that.

• [Peter gives Carter a preview of their anti-pot ad] 

  Carter Pewterschmidt : [ending a call on his cell phone]  Aw, damn it. That was Fox News. Apparently they own the rights to Hitler's likeness, and they won't have him slandered.

• [Brian has to take a drug test but has just smoked pot] 

  Brian Griffin : Quick, Stewie! I need your urine!

  Stewie Griffin : [gasps, ecstatic]  Really?

• Stewie Griffin : That is worse than the plot for Baby Mama.

  Announcer : What would happen when a 40 year-old woman put her eggs inside her 41 year-old friend?