Family Guy (TV Series)

420 (2009)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : [after the Griffins bail out Brian]  Brian, If you don't mind, we'll start thinking about prison rape jokes immediately. I'll break the ice. Hey, Brian, did you do 'hard times' or 'hardly workin'?

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Penis.

  [another pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, all the pieces are there. Somebody make something out of it.

  Chris Griffin : Hey, Brian, who's your favorite baseball player? Albert POOHOLES?

  Lois Griffin : Chris, stop it! Come on. Brian, we're happy you're out of jail and when we get to the car, would you like a doughnut to sit on?

  [laughs out loud]