- Roz: Do I need to explain to you what salt does to your body?
- Sandy Kominsky: Yeah, why don't you?
- Roz: All right. It causes the body to hold on to more water, which raises the blood pressure, which puts more strain on the kidneys, the heart, arteries, and the brain. And, for a man of your age, is the kiss of death.
- Sandy Kominsky: That's pretty scary.
- Roz: Yes, it is.
- Sandy Kominsky: Now, would you please pass me the salt?