Kicking the Dog (2009)

Brendan Wynne: Chubby Kid

Quotes 

• Matt : If you make a girl laugh, she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.

  The Chubby Kid : Make her drunk and she puts out.

• Ronald : I'm thinking about going over to that new girl's house and asking her to come with me to Satchem's party tonight.

  The Chubby Kid : Isn't she a plumper?

  Ronald : Yeah! And when she gets drunk, she's all about putting out.

  The Chubby Kid : You don't even know her name.

  Ronald : Don't worry about it. I'll just play it cool. I always do!

  Husky Girl's Father : Can I help you?

  Ronald : Uh, I was wondering if your, uh, daughter was around?

  Husky Girl's Father : Which one?

  Ronald : The husky one!

• The Chubby Kid : I have Trish's bra!

  Ronald : We're gonna be legends, you do realize that.