Kicking the Dog (2009)

Carl T. Evans: Matt

Quotes 

• Matt : That was right-on.

  [to a girl after receiving oral sex] 

• Robbie : In my car?

  [regarding his brother fooling around with his girl] 

  Matt : My car's a convertible.

• Matt : If you make a girl laugh, she likes you, but if you make her cry, she loves you.

  The Chubby Kid : Make her drunk and she puts out.

• Matt : I poked a hooter, not I wanna poke that cooter.