- Phil: I'm a little worried, Jim.
- Jim: Huh?
- Phil: I don't know how I'm gonna' explain all this extra money I've won to my wife.
- Jim: [slight pause] That is the most pathetic sentence I've ever heard.
- Phil: I just think she's gonna' catch it, you know? She gives me 40 bucks a week spending money.
- Jim: [slight pause] I stand corrected. *That* is the most pathetic sentence I've ever heard.
- Phil: Maybe she'll be happy I had fun?
- Jim: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't ever tell them you had fun.
- Phil: Why not?
- Jim: No, no, no, they want us to be miserable, just like them.
- Phil: That's crazy!
- Jim: That's women.