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- Two men (John Adams and Guy8) are shunned from society for committing an act of treason against the United States. They have to run from the most powerful being in all of the United States: Richard M. Nixon. Join them as they meet new friends, destroy entire armies and try to uncover the horrible secrets that the horrible Richard M. Nixon is hiding.—EvillAidan
- After being banished to the year 2021 by the Evil Richard M Nixon, John Adams meets up with Guy8, who after seeing the horrors of the city decide that it needs to be destroyed immediately. Richard M Nixon is not happy with this and attempts to stop the two men. However it is too late. They end up getting banished to the "Cum Realm" and after finding John Adam's secret Gangum Style abilities they are sent back to earth. They find that because of their actions the world had circulated into choas, which prompts them to go into hiding. 2 years later, they start to go insane because of each other, and finally resurface back into the world. But secretly, Richard M Nixon had been spying on them and catches John Adams in a fit of rage over taxes. He is still furious about the San Antonino incident, and almost catches them, putting them to justice. However suddenly, Adam Sandler shows up and saves them, After taking them to his secret Sex Dungeon, they finally find the funds to destroy the evil Richard Nixon. Little do they know, Richard Nixon is ready to destroy them and they engage in an epic battle. All hope seems lost when suddenly Hot Single and John Cena shows up and destroys most of Richard's army. More battles occur before the newly founded army created by John Adams and Hot Single sneak off to Area 69 to obtain a "World Ending Nuke". Meanwhile Richard M Nixon becomes more corrupt and his true intentions become clear. Guy8 then becomes a Rich Democrat which makes Richard Nixon rage. Little does Richard know he fell right into their trap. Then, for some unexplainable reason they decide to actually set off the "World Ending Nuke" and unsurprisingly they all die. Or so it is believed, Marquees Brownlee (Leader of the Cum Realm) sees good in all of these men and save all of them while Guy8 has a reconnection with his long lost brother Guy9. They then live happily ever after, in paradise.
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