- Ben Mankiewicz: We now return to "The Swellest Slum", the musical romp starring Debbie Reynolds as Rosie, the Puerto Rican seamstress.
- Debbie Reynolds: Don't tell me we have to walk through the all the booze bags over in the Irish district!
- Ben Mankiewicz: ...And we won't be showing that movie anymore. Coming up next on TCM... nothing.
- Hans Moleman: [Moleman is kicked by a police robot and goes flying off] That's what I get for voting for Kanye!
- Lisa Simpson: [realizing she's in a time-loop] I changed what happened. Which means I can change my fate!
- Lisa Simpson: Sorry Milhouse!
- [pulls Milhouse in front of the window as a car crashes through]
- Milhouse Van Houten: [hit by the car] My inside's full of owies!
- Patty: [in the car with Ol' Gil, giving him a driving test] Okay, you killed a kid. You better do really well on the written portion.
- Homer Simpson: [after being turned into a blue SnagglePuss] Heavens to Margeitroid! Exit stage right!