- Various Characters: Join me again next week on Play Skool boys and girls, where I'll teach yas how to make a home brew.
- Various: I am Fabio. The most beautiful man in the etcetera etcetera. I am here to share my love tips to win the girls. Say something romantic like 'A plus B, eaquels root me!'
- Various Characters: [News presenter] There will be a wet T-shirt contest held this weekend for anyone who stands between me and the toilet.