"The Tarzan/Lone Ranger/Zorro Adventure Hour" The Abduction of Tom Sawyer (TV Episode 1980) - Lou Scheimer as Mark Twain, Montague Fitzmorris, Eddie, Hotel Manager, Banker, Robber, Captain, Helmsman, Audience member

Mark Twain : I'm blushing over the fuss you folks here in my home town of Hannibal have made over my return visit. It was far more than I deserve, and far less than I expected. You know of course, that, eh, man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
The Lone Ranger : Why did the boy call you 'Mr. Haynes'?

Montegue Fitzmorris : If Sam Clemens can change his name to Mark Twain, then why can't plain old Bob Haynes become Montegue Fitzmorris? I'm a writer too, you know, we need names that sound...

The Lone Ranger : Important?

Montegue Fitzmorris : Exactly.
Montegue Fitzmorris : That was a stupid mistake. But still, I got the money. I had to catch a real bank robber to save the money for me, but I got it!
Mark Twain : Jehoshaphat! I used to be a riverboat pilot, something's wrong!

Lou Scheimer: Mark Twain, Montague Fitzmorris, Eddie, Hotel Manager, Banker, Robber, Captain, Helmsman, Audience member