- Miss Yvonne: [playing *airplane*] Good afternoon. I'm stewardess Miss Yvonne. On behalf of Captain Pee-wee, Magic Screen, and myself, I would like to welcome you aboard Pee-wee Airlines Flight 11-teen around the world.
- Derek: Reba, there's been a change of plans. We're going to go to the drive-in.
- Reba: The drive-in?
- Pee-wee Herman: Yeah! We're going to play drive-in right here in the Playhouse!
- Miss Yvonne: And we'll be your chaperones.
- Pee-wee Herman: And, uh... What do you do, Derek?
- Derek: Well, I'm a fireman.
- Pee-wee Herman: Oh. Well, that would explain why you're in the fireman's get-up, would it not?
- Derek: Yeah, right.
- Pee-wee Herman: So, uh... Where are you taking Reba, and when are you going to have her back home?
- Derek: Well, I was going to take her to the fireman's ball, but it got canceled on a count of fire.
- [Pee-wee stares at Derek]
- Derek: No. No. I'm not kidding. There really was a fire in the ballroom.
- Pee-wee Herman: Well, why didn't you put it out? You're a fireman, aren't you?
- Derek: I did, only now I have no idea where we're going to go for our date.
- Pee-wee Herman: Hmm. I've got an idea. Why not have your date right here.
- Derek: Well...
- Magic Screen: We can play drive-in, and I can be the screen.
- Derek: Well, I...
- Pee-wee Herman: Perfect! Then it's all settled! Ha ha!
- Miss Yvonne: [playing *airplane*] Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened until the captain indicates it's safe to move about the cabin. Please refrain from smoking while the "No Smoking" sign is on, and for the rest of your life.
- Reba: For a long time now, I've had a secret crush on this handsome fireman. His name is Derek. I see him on my postal route.
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, a secret crush. How romantic.
- Reba: And he's asked me on a date tonight.
- Miss Yvonne: A date with Derek? That's even more romantic!
- Reba: I really like this guy, and I'm really nervous.
- Miss Yvonne: Don't you worry. You're in the hands of a charm school graduate. Just remember. Be pleasant, smile, and laugh at his jokes, even if they're teensie weensie jokes. Be supportive, and laugh like this.
- [laughs]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, Derek, it's so funny.
- [Pee-wee is searching the Playhouse for his Magic Glasses]
- Pee-wee Herman: I can't seem to find them anywhere.
- Chairry: Where was the last place you put them, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee Herman: [sarcastic] If I knew that, Chairry, I'd know exactly where they were, wouldn't I!