Family Guy (TV Series)
Road to Germany (2008)
John G. Brennan: Mort Goldman
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Quotes
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Brian Griffin : [Brian, Stewie and Mort are stuck in Warsaw Poland during the invasion] Stewie, the return pad isn't working!
Stewie Griffin : Yeah and you know what's not gonna fix it, your shouting.
Mort Goldman : Oh God. Should we ask somebody for help?
Stewie Griffin : Yeah right. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine? Let's find out.
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Mort Goldman : Peter, may I use your restroom? I took a laxative and a stool hardener.
[groaning and holding his stomach]
Mort Goldman : A-And they're fighting it out in there.
Peter Griffin : Yeah, it's upstairs, Mort.
Mort Goldman : [running upstairs] Oh, boy... I hope there's a scale in there. I'd like to have a "before" and "after" on this one.
[finding the door locked, he knocks]
Meg Griffin : I'll be out in a minute.
Mort Goldman : I really need to go.
Glenn Quagmire : [opening the shower curtain, holding a camcorder] She said she'll be out in a minute!