Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates James (2008)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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• Chris : Well, I just got assigned my "Brother from Another Mother" today. Hope it's not a big hassle.

  Greg Wuliger : Wish I had one. I'd love to be a mentor, to form a lifelong bond, to know if I never did another thing in my life, I'd have made a difference in this world.

  Narrator : Which is why Greg had the happiest pet turtle.

• Chris : James.

  James : What?

  Chris : Look, I know you don't want to do this any more than I do, but if we work together, we won't have to be anywhere near each other.

  Narrator : Worked for Shaq and Kobe.

• Julius : [to Jerome when he tries to break into Chris's house]  Did you just pick our lock with a credit card?

  Narrator : And where did he get a credit card?

  Jerome : This? Nah. This was an accident. I thought this was my house.

  Chris : You live across the street.

  Jerome : Sorry, man. I'm dyslexic.