The Simpsons (TV Series)

MyPods and Boomsticks (2008)

Tress MacNeille: Bashir, Dolph, Delivery Woman, Mapple Woman Employer, Mapple Woman Voice

Quotes 

• Kearney : What's your name, spud-stain?

  Bashir : Bashir.

  Kearney : Bash here. I love a kid that comes with instructions.

• Bart Simpson : You can't just wail on some one because they're... what religion are you?

  Bashir : Muslim.

  Bart Simpson : Whoa boy!

• Bashir : Excuse me, sir. Your son dropped this.

  [Gives Homer Bart's slingshot] 

  Homer Simpson : Sir? That's the kind of respect you have to strangle out of American kids.

  Bashir : Bart didn't tell me he had an older brother.

  Homer Simpson : [Flatered laughter]  I'm really 38.

  Bashir : 38 waist, I'd believe.

  [Homer laughs]