The Simpsons (TV Series)

MyPods and Boomsticks (2008)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mr. Teeny, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa Simpson, Genie, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : I heard somewhere your people are hospitable.

  Mina : That is true. You may come in.

  Homer Simpson : Praised be Oliver!

  Mina : That's Allah.

  Homer Simpson : We'll look it up in the Corona.

• Homer Simpson : So, now that we're alone, death to America, right?

• Moe Szyslak : Homer, this is serious. That Bashir kid is Muslim, and that means he's up to something.

  Homer Simpson : I really shouldn't pass judgment until I see a fictional TV show espousing your point of view.

• Marge Simpson : Remember our deal: we each get to return one Christmas gift with no hurt feelings. I'm returning this kitten calendar.

  [Calendar has "from Bart" sticker on it] 

  Lisa Simpson : Um, I'm also returning the kitten calendar.

  Homer Simpson : Kitten calendar.

  [Maggie holds up calendar] 

  Bart Simpson : But those are fifteen month calendars. That means three extra kittens.

  [He takes all the calendars] 

  Bart Simpson : Fine. That's the last time I shop for all of you at the last minute.

• Homer Simpson : [about a banner that reads "Sorry for my intolerance"]  That banner has paid for itself over the years.

• Bart Simpson : You're new here, so here's what you need to know: we call Principal Skinner "Principal Skin-rash", Professor Weiner is "Professor Whiner", and Groundskeeper Willie is Grounds-Creepier Stupid.

  Groundskepper Willie : That's not even clever. There are so many aspects of my personality you can mock. I'm poor, I'm illiterate, I think movies are real...

• Bashir : Excuse me, sir. Your son dropped this.

  [Gives Homer Bart's slingshot] 

  Homer Simpson : Sir? That's the kind of respect you have to strangle out of American kids.

  Bashir : Bart didn't tell me he had an older brother.

  Homer Simpson : [Flatered laughter]  I'm really 38.

  Bashir : 38 waist, I'd believe.

  [Homer laughs] 

• Krusty : I hate this MyPod! I can't watch movies on a screen this smalll, and the music today, don't get me started!

  [pause] 

  Krusty : I said, don't get me started!

  [pause] 

  Krusty : Well, isn't anybody gonna get me started?

  [Bart starts to speak, but Homer stops him] 

  Krusty : Fine. Come on, Mr. Teeny. Maybe somebody at Old Navy will get me started.