The Simpsons (TV Series)

MyPods and Boomsticks (2008)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Stupid angry mob chasing me for shining a harsh light on modern society. Now I know how Dane Cook feels.

• Marge Simpson : Remember our deal: we each get to return one Christmas gift with no hurt feelings. I'm returning this kitten calendar.

  [Calendar has "from Bart" sticker on it] 

  Lisa Simpson : Um, I'm also returning the kitten calendar.

  Homer Simpson : Kitten calendar.

  [Maggie holds up calendar] 

  Bart Simpson : But those are fifteen month calendars. That means three extra kittens.

  [He takes all the calendars] 

  Bart Simpson : Fine. That's the last time I shop for all of you at the last minute.

• Bart Simpson : You can't just wail on some one because they're... what religion are you?

  Bashir : Muslim.

  Bart Simpson : Whoa boy!

• Marge Simpson : Lisa, add a new name to our Christmas list, next to our Jewish friends. Say, where is Lisa?

  Bart Simpson : She said something about "bottom of the ocean" and "back in a month".

• Bart Simpson : What's that exotic aroma? It smells like a hamburger being cooked in a rug store.

• Bart Simpson : You're new here, so here's what you need to know: we call Principal Skinner "Principal Skin-rash", Professor Weiner is "Professor Whiner", and Groundskeeper Willie is Grounds-Creepier Stupid.

  Groundskepper Willie : That's not even clever. There are so many aspects of my personality you can mock. I'm poor, I'm illiterate, I think movies are real...

• Bart Simpson : All this years I've been petting lambs when I should have been shoving them in my mouth.