The Simpsons (TV Series)

MyPods and Boomsticks (2008)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Remember our deal: we each get to return one Christmas gift with no hurt feelings. I'm returning this kitten calendar.

  [Calendar has "from Bart" sticker on it] 

  Lisa Simpson : Um, I'm also returning the kitten calendar.

  Homer Simpson : Kitten calendar.

  [Maggie holds up calendar] 

  Bart Simpson : But those are fifteen month calendars. That means three extra kittens.

  [He takes all the calendars] 

  Bart Simpson : Fine. That's the last time I shop for all of you at the last minute.

• Marge Simpson : Lisa, add a new name to our Christmas list, next to our Jewish friends. Say, where is Lisa?

  Bart Simpson : She said something about "bottom of the ocean" and "back in a month".