The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words (2008)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Sweety, will you please look at daddy!

  Lisa Simpson : You stopped being my daddy when you bet against me! All I have now is a mom. That's why I'm taking her maiden name. So from now on, my name is Lisa Bouvier!

  [Homer gasps] 

  Nelson Muntz : Hey, Mr. S. Lisa B.

  Homer Simpson : Nooo!

  Girl : Would you like to buy some band candy?

  Homer Simpson : Yeees!

• Bart Simpson : Ice cold lemonade! Sweet sunshine in your mouth! Buy a glass or I'll punch my sister!

  Lisa Simpson : It's true! He's not bluffing!

• Lisa Simpson : Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!

  Marge Simpson : Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.