The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words (2008)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Marge, I'm going to a hard-core gay club, and I won't be back until three in the morning!

  Marge Simpson : Have fun!

• Homer Simpson : Sweety, will you please look at daddy!

  Lisa Simpson : You stopped being my daddy when you bet against me! All I have now is a mom. That's why I'm taking her maiden name. So from now on, my name is Lisa Bouvier!

  [Homer gasps] 

  Nelson Muntz : Hey, Mr. S. Lisa B.

  Homer Simpson : Nooo!

  Girl : Would you like to buy some band candy?

  Homer Simpson : Yeees!

• Homer Simpson : Marge, if I had a hundred dollars for each couple I broke up, I'd have this much, 'cause that's what I charge.

• Homer Simpson : I win! And like any prudent gambler, I know when to walk away: never.

• Homer Simpson : We dispose of your relationships humanely thanks to our patented TenderDump system. We'll be there in thirty minutes, our your next break-up is freeee!