The Simpsons (TV Series)

Coming to Homerica (2009)

Harry Shearer: Principal Seymour Skinner, Mr. Burns, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Lenny

Quotes 

• Kent Brockman : So. you're guaranteeing it's safe to eat Ogdenville barley once more?

  Ogdenville farmer : Well, where there's barley, there's rats, you know? Now, when will you be starting the interview?

  Kent Brockman : That just went out live.

  Ogdenville farmer : Well, then we're screwed.

• Superintendent Chalmers : [weakly]  Skinner! If I die, I want you to take over...

  Principal Seymour Skinner : [pleasantly surprised]  Really?

  Superintendent Chalmers : ...the search committee for a new superintendent.

  Principal Seymour Skinner : [shakes head dejectedly]  Mmm...

  Superintendent Chalmers : Just hold my head and say soothing things.

  [lies down with head on Principal Skinner's leg] 

  Principal Seymour Skinner : Third grade math scores are holding steady.

  [rubs Superintendent Chalmers' head] 

  Superintendent Chalmers : [contentedly]  Aah, yes.