The Simpsons (TV Series)

No Loan Again, Naturally (2009)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Grampa Simpson, Mayor Quimby, Gil

Quotes 

• Lenny : Homer, how can you afford this Mardi Gras party every year?

  Homer Simpson : Well, it's a little thing called a home equity loan. I spend all the money I want, and the house gets stuck with the bill. He he he he! Sucker.

• Moe Szyslak : Here's what you do: get the media to expose what kind of monster he really is.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah. Just like Dateline did to you.

  Moe Szyslak : Yeah, three times. The third was nominated for a Peabody, whatever that is.

• Homer Simpson : Squeaky board here, crack on the wall there, poltergeist in the closet...

  Bart Simpson : [In closet, dressed as ghost]  Ooooh! I died when Homer sat on me!

  Homer Simpson : [Strangles Bart]  Why you little... I'm the victim here!

• Homer Simpson : Now he's nailing something to our door.

  Lisa Simpson : Hmm. I wonder if it's theses?

  Homer Simpson : Eww, that's gross.