Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Alan Ritchson: Raphael
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Quotes
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[April meets the Turtles for the first time]
April O'Neil : What are you?
Leonardo : Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael : We're mutants!
Donatello : Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo : And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil : So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello : When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
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[the Turtles sneak back home]
Leonardo : [whispers] Fall in, QUIETLY.
[Michaelangelo slips]
Leonardo : Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.
Raphael : I ain't going back to the Hashi!
Leonardo : [shoves Raph] Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!
Raphael : [shoves Leo] Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!
Michelangelo : What's that supposed to mean?
Raphael : I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.
Michelangelo : How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!
[everyone starts shushing each other]
Raphael : [to Mikey] You spit in my eye!
Leonardo : Nobody's going out, we all stick together!
Michelangelo : [to Raph] Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.
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Raphael : [to April in a menacing voice] Give me the camera.
Michelangelo : Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice...
[later on]
Raphael : I only saw Batman once!
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Leonardo : I think this is it, guys!
[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leonardo : Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello : I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo : I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leonardo : Raph?
Raphael : I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello : Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael : No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
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[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]
Splinter : Where have you been?
[knocks down Leonardo]
Raphael : We were working out!
[gets knocked down]
Donatello : I forgot to soak my retainer!
[gets knocked down]
Michelangelo : I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent!
[gets knocked down]
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Raphael : [knocks down the Shredder] Cowabunga.
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[after beating the Foot, the Turtles celebrate on a rooftop]
Raphael : That's what I'm talking about! This is OUR city! These are OUR streets!
Michelangelo : You mess with us, you steppin' to the Wu-TANG!
Raphael : Did you see that guy's jaw connect with the concrete?
Donatello : He'll be drinking out of a sippy cup for months!
Raphael : That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen...
[April takes a picture]
Michelangelo : What was that?
Donatello : It's a camera flash...
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Raphael : Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?
Michelangelo : You made me promise never to say it again...
Raphael : Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?
Michelangelo : I've been holding it in for years...
[the Turtles charge at the Shredder]
Michelangelo : COWABUNGA!
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[from trailer]
Raphael : Drive!
Vernon Fenwick : You're a talking turtle...
Raphael : Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!
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Michelangelo : Leo's in trouble!
Raphael : My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello : Allow me to be the badass for once!
[goes to save Leonardo]
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Raphael : Looking for this?
[holds up April's phone]
April O'Neil : No no no, don't break that! Please!
Leonardo : [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!
Raphael : Who made you boss?
Leonardo : You know who did.
[both get in each others' faces]
Michelangelo : Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.
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Raphael : Ram the gate!
Vernon Fenwick : Ram the gate? This is Channel 6 property!
Raphael : I SAID RAM THE GATE!
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[from trailer]
Raphael : [to Leo] Why are you always telling me what to do?
[punches out a Foot Ninja behind Leonardo]
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[Raph picks up his brothers' weapons]
Raphael : Let's go save my brothers!
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Donatello : Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.
Raphael : They've taken hostages, dude...
Leonardo : You know we're not supposed to go above ground!
Raphael : We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.
Michelangelo : [looking at a monitor] This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!
Leonardo : Don't be an idiot!
[changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]
Leonardo : Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!
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[Michelangelo stares at April]
Michelangelo : [whispers] Oh, she's hot, I can feel my shell tightening...
Raphael : We can hear you!
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[April stares at the Turtles]
Raphael : See, she's looking at us like we're freaks! I bet that's why you took our picture, wasn't it, to show to your friends?
Michelangelo : Bro, that's a good thing. Maybe she has hot friends!
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Raphael : Let's do it for Sensei!
