Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Megan Fox: April O'Neil
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Quotes
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[April meets the Turtles for the first time]
April O'Neil : What are you?
Leonardo : Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael : We're mutants!
Donatello : Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo : And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil : So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello : When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
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[from trailer]
Vernon Fenwick : So they're aliens?
April O'Neil : No, that's stupid. They're turtles.
Bernadette Thompson : Is there anything else we should know about them?
April O'Neil : They're ninjas.
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Raphael : Looking for this?
[holds up April's phone]
April O'Neil : No no no, don't break that! Please!
Leonardo : [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!
Raphael : Who made you boss?
Leonardo : You know who did.
[both get in each others' faces]
Michelangelo : Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.
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Bernadette Thompson : There are four six-foot talking turtles walking around New York City, and no one has seen them but you?
April O'Neil : That's what I'm telling you.
Bernadette Thompson : Okay, get out.
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Eric Sachs : [shoots at April] This is history, repeating itself! Your father walked in on me, April, just like you did!
April O'Neil : You killed my father...
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Splinter : Everything they are, and everything they have become, was made possible by the bravery you displayed on that fateful night.
April O'Neil : I was just a little girl...
Splinter : And you gave us freedom, where others would have kept us in cages.
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[the Turtles bring April to their lair]
Michelangelo : Welcome to my crib, girl!
April O'Neil : Where are we?
Michelangelo : This is our Fortress of Solitude, our Hogwarts, our Xavier's Academy, our secret Wonderland!
April O'Neil : [sniffs] Are we in the sewer?
Michelangelo : No...
Donatello : Technically, yes.
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April O'Neil : SHREDDER!
[stabs the Shredder with one of Raphael's sais]
Shredder : You stupid little girl...
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April O'Neil : Swing me toward him!
[the Turtles swing April at Shredder and she knocks him off]
Michelangelo : That's my girl!
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[deleted scene]
April O'Neil : [on air] Three days ago, New York would have called Eric Sachs its hero. But today, we know he's one of the greatest villains this city has ever faced. How were we so easily fooled? And what can we learn from this tragedy? Maybe, it's that heroes aren't exactly who you might expect them to be. They're not wealthy billionaires, they're not square-jawed comic-book characters with flowing capes. Heroes can be anyone. Like the vigilantes that saved this city. They were born in shadow, they live in shadow, they fight in shadow, and they always will.
[April and Vernon spot the Turtle Van moving through a crowd]
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April O'Neil : They were my childhood pets!
