Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Jeremy Howard: Donatello
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Quotes
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[April meets the Turtles for the first time]
April O'Neil : What are you?
Leonardo : Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael : We're mutants!
Donatello : Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo : And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil : So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello : When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
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Leonardo : I think this is it, guys!
[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leonardo : Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello : I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo : I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Leonardo : Raph?
Raphael : I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello : Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael : No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
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Donatello : [wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?
Michelangelo : Have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
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[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]
Splinter : Where have you been?
[knocks down Leonardo]
Raphael : We were working out!
[gets knocked down]
Donatello : I forgot to soak my retainer!
[gets knocked down]
Michelangelo : I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent!
[gets knocked down]
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[Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak]
Splinter : Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo : It's not possible...
Donatello : Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter : [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo : Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter : Asiago...
Donatello : Keep it together!
Splinter : Taleggio...
Michelangelo : I don't even know what that is...
Splinter : Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo : [cracks] Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!
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[after beating the Foot, the Turtles celebrate on a rooftop]
Raphael : That's what I'm talking about! This is OUR city! These are OUR streets!
Michelangelo : You mess with us, you steppin' to the Wu-TANG!
Raphael : Did you see that guy's jaw connect with the concrete?
Donatello : He'll be drinking out of a sippy cup for months!
Raphael : That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen...
[April takes a picture]
Michelangelo : What was that?
Donatello : It's a camera flash...
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Michelangelo : Leo's in trouble!
Raphael : My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello : Allow me to be the badass for once!
[goes to save Leonardo]
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[Donatello checks out the Foot and sees they're armed]
Donatello : Oh my Gosh, they have guns!
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[all the Turtles get jammed in a tunnel]
Donatello : [smells a fart] Mikey, was that you?
Michelangelo : Eh... pepperoni.
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[the Turtles bring April to their lair]
Michelangelo : Welcome to my crib, girl!
April O'Neil : Where are we?
Michelangelo : This is our Fortress of Solitude, our Hogwarts, our Xavier's Academy, our secret Wonderland!
April O'Neil : [sniffs] Are we in the sewer?
Michelangelo : No...
Donatello : Technically, yes.
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[from trailer]
Donatello : I always wanted to try this...
[uses his staff as a fulcrum to tip over a moving SUV]
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Donatello : Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.
Raphael : They've taken hostages, dude...
Leonardo : You know we're not supposed to go above ground!
Raphael : We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.
Michelangelo : [looking at a monitor] This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!
Leonardo : Don't be an idiot!
[changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]
Leonardo : Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!
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Donatello : BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!
