- Cody Martin: Here, Bailey, this will cheer you up. I ordered it just for you. It's a seaweed smoothie with a broccoli boost.
- Zack Martin: We want her to cheer up, not throw up
- Bailey Pickett: I knew my pig gram would work! It's how they delivered mail in Kettlecorn until 1995.
- London Tipton: Let me guess, your phone is two cans and a string?
- Bailey Pickett: Look how lush and beautiful this island used to be.
- London Tipton: And now it's a dump, so let's get out of here!
- Bailey Pickett: It's a dump because your father ruined it, and he should fix it.
- Cody Martin: She's right. It's that kind of corporate greed that's destroying the environment.
- London Tipton: Wow, I mean, this place really did used to be beautiful.
- Mr. Moseby: Yes, and we can all be sad about it on the boat! Come on!
- London Tipton: And now that it's not beautiful, Daddy doesn't care anymore... kind of like with his first four wives.
- London Tipton: What part of "rescuring" don't you understand?
- Mr. Moseby: All of it! It's either "rescuer" or "rescuing."
- London Tipton: Well, you're not good at either-er.
- Bailey Pickett: The islanders would be so grateful, they might put your picture on their coins.
- London Tipton: Oh, do you really think so? Then I could flip myself to decide what shoes to wear!
- London Tipton: I'll be like the big sister you've never had!
- Bailey Pickett: Actually, I have six big sisters and three little ones.
- London Tipton: Wow, your mom needs a hobby!
- Emma Tutweiller: Anyway, this unscheduled stop to look for London on this tropical island presents us with a unique educational opportunity.
- Zack Martin: We're gonna learn how to surf?
- Woody: Yeah! Cowabunga! Hang Eleven!
- Cody Martin: It's "hang ten."
- Woody: Not when you got eleven toes!
- Zack Martin: You have six toes on one foot?
- Woody: Nope, eight and three!
- Bailey Pickett: It's all my fault London left.
- Zack Martin: It's not your fault. There were a lot of things London hated besides you. That came out wrong.