- Gladys: Abner, there's trouble at the Stevens house again. There's a negro chasing Tabitha around the house.
- Abner: A negro? There are no negros in this neighborhood.
- Gladys: I'm telling you, there's a colored man, I'm calling the police.
- Abner: Go ahead and call the police Gladys, but first make me a pestrami sandwich, alright?
- Endora: [to Tabitha] Now darling, you must never allow yourself to be alone with a colored man unless you're ready to have sex. They are love machines 24-7.