House M.D. (TV Series)

The Itch (2008)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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• Dr. Gregory House : Go away.

  Dr. James Wilson : [sighs]  You speak to Cuddy last night?

  Dr. Gregory House : She's fine. Why would it take anyone more than a few hours to get over misplacing a baby?

  Dr. James Wilson : You spoke to her?

  Dr. Gregory House : Kinda hit that, so she's all on my jock.

  Dr. James Wilson : Whoa! Wha... what?

  Dr. Gregory House : Huh... everyone else thought I was kidding.

• Thirteen : What did Cuddy want?

  Dr. Gregory House : I kinda hit that last night, so now she's all on my jock.

  Thirteen : Wow! She looks pretty good for someone on roofies.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House]  I was emotional because of the adoption falling though, and you... actually let your human side show for a moment. That is why we kissed. I just want to say "Thank you" for not taking advantage.

  Dr. Gregory House : You're welcome. Any time you want to stop kissing, I'm there for you.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Stewart as he's about to do a procedure]  You're not gonna feel a thing except this excruciating pain.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to the lawyer after some flames come out of the patient's stomach during surgery]  That always happens during surgery. It's the gas build up from the blockage. Nothing to sue about. Treat him for the burns. Put him on antibiotics for the Whipple's. He'll be fine.

• Dr. Gregory House : Hey, Cameron, how would you like your old job back? I'm asking because it's the only way I can fire you.

• Dr. Gregory House : Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot. Takes a big man to hate it beforehand.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron about the patient]  Why are you siding with him? Oh, yeah, you're that girl who likes broken people cause her husband died, and since Chase isn't all that broken...

  Dr. Allison Cameron : Hey, why don't we operate on his infarcted leg while we're at it? Who cares if he said no.

  Dr. Gregory House : I was risking my life to avoid becoming a cripple. He's doing it to avoid sunlight and fresh air.