House M.D. (TV Series)
Here Kitty (2009)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : [House is placing a cat around several coma patients to prove that it can't predict when someone will die] Don't you wanna check their charts?
Dr. Gregory House : 'Course not. This is a double blind. I don't want to even subconsciously signal to Teddy which one is the sickest.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Her name's Debbie.
Dr. Chris Taub : Are those welts on that guy's arm?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Were they here when we got here?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : [looking at the coma patients chart] He has a severe cat allergy.
Dr. Gregory House : [House quickly injects medicine into the coma patient] That never happened.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Why are you pushing the crash cart?
Dr. Gregory House : Because patients sometimes crash, and they haven't yet invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways.
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Dr. Gregory House : If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [the supposedly psychic cat has just lain down next to a coma patient] Hey look at Debbie.
Dr. Gregory House : [looking at the patients chart] Good news Mr... Limpert. When you *don't* die tonight, you will finally have done something good for the world. As opposed to your life as a...
[looking at the chart]
Dr. Gregory House : fireman...
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : [House is holding a cat and smoking a cigar] What are you doing?
Dr. Gregory House : "No, Mr. Bond - I expect you to die."
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Dr. Chris Taub : Her neural exam was normal. No subsequent seizures. It's not life threatening. It's not important.
Dr. Gregory House : Luckily, neither are you.
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Dr. Lawrence Kutner : Oh you were lying about the throat spray. That does make more sense. So why are you wasting Taub's time?
Dr. Gregory House : Because I don't want him to know that I'm wasting my time disproving his fake seizure theory.
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Morgan West : I'm not a Munchausen. I'm gonna die unless you help me.
Dr. Gregory House : You're going to have to come up with something more original.
Morgan West : A cat predicted my death!
Dr. Gregory House : Cats make terrible doctors. Oh no, wait, that's women. You're screwed.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Confirm she's faking or I'm going to have to kick her out.
Dr. Gregory House : There's that voice again.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'll give you 24 hours.
[Cuddy leaves]
Dr. Gregory House : Consecutive?
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Dr. Gregory House : I don't care if her superstitions make her feel better. I just want her to think more clearly.
Dr. James Wilson : Maybe that can make her as happy as you are.
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Dr. Gregory House : [Searching for the cat] Here puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Say "puss" one more time. It's the sixth puss that really does it.
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Dr. Gregory House : [knocks on door] I know you're in there, I can hear you caring!