Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Is Underwater (2008)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

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Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : [noticing everyone saluting]  Nobody's shaking hands. Everybody's saluting. Maybe I should enlist.

  Natalie Teeger : No, Mr. Monk! Please don't enlist! Don't even joke about it!

  Adrian Monk : Why not?

  Natalie Teeger : Because I love America.

• Adrian Monk : [as he and Natalie bang on the door of the ballast tank trying to find help]  Ocean in my shoes! Ocean! Ocean in my shoes, Dr. Bell!

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, it won't do us any good if we both panic!

  Adrian Monk : You're right. You're right. We'll take turns. I'll go first. Oh, God! Natalie!

  Natalie Teeger : What?

  Adrian Monk : Ocean in my pants! Ocean in my pants!

  [Camera pans down to reveal that the water is up to just above his ankle] 

• Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, I've been on these boats. These boats are so big, they don't even feel like boats. They're like islands. You've been on islands before, right? You like islands. It's like Hawaii. Think of it like that: We're going to Hawaii.

  Adrian Monk : I believe you are the Devil.

• Lt. Steven Albright : I've never talked to a detective before.

  Natalie Teeger : Well, you can speak to Mr. Monk the same way you'd talk to a normal person.

• Adrian Monk : I don't know how to swim. I took some lessons once, but not actually in water.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk, I don't think swimming's going to be a problem.

  Adrian Monk : I'm not even sure I know how to drown!