- Martin: What does she want with an alte kaker like you?
- Sandy Kominsky: Well, actually, that's something that I do know. A lot of young women are attracted to older men because we're, uh... we're more sophisticated, more worldly than guys their own age.
- Martin: So you don't know.
- Sandy Kominsky: I don't know.
- Martin: At best it's like a Stephen King novella
- Sandy Kominsky: See, I was thinking maybe like Twilight Zone.
- Sandy Kominsky: I don't mean to pry, but what kind of medications are we talking about?
- Madelyn: For depression.
- Sandy Kominsky: Oh yeah.
- Madelyn: And bipolar.
- Sandy Kominsky: Mmm, that too, huh?
- Madelyn: And a little schizophrenia.
- Sandy Kominsky: Wow. That's... that's the hat trick.
- Madelyn: Excuse me?
- Sandy Kominsky: [splutters] Ignore me. I'm just fraught with grief.