A mass murderer kills his victims, then cooks and eats them.A mass murderer kills his victims, then cooks and eats them.A mass murderer kills his victims, then cooks and eats them.
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Buyer beware!
First of all, in case you haven't read anything about Frozen Flesh, it's not really a movie according to any popular or professional definition of that word. It is merely a two-hour string of looped footage that includes a candle burning, water boiling, a mould of a human hand baking in the oven with several different kinds of powder, a cake (?) being baked, and a masked man repeatedly stabbing the air. Sorry if I spoiled your fun on that one, please don't report me.
So it's just a dumb so-called movie that some kid, alias Justin French, made in his spare time, right? Who cares? Well, if you've bothered to look this movie up on amazon.com, you'll notice that it is for sale -- for TWENTY DOLLARS. Now, I don't know whether French is really letting people buy this movie, especially since he has said in his own words that this film is intended as a joke (see message boards). However, I did see several irate comments on the sale page, indicating that some people may have been ripped off. If the least of evils is true, French has merely produced the worst cinematic turd I have ever had the displeasure to smell. However, if he is really selling this movie to ignorant people, then he is a scam artist and a fraud, who ought to be ashamed of himself. I don't care what IMDb says, if he's selling it without telling people what it really is ON AMAZON.COM, he's a phony who ought to be arrested.
Whichever, no movie has ever incited so much hate within me. This is one of the few movies that has ever made me angry. I was angry that Mr French found it amusing to waste my time with his experiment in human psychology. I was angry at his cocky attitude in the forums. I was angry that he promoted his film with fake critical reviews. But above all, I was angry that he dared list this garbage for sale on Amazon. According to French himself, the purpose of this film was to demonstrate how audiences react angrily to aspiring film-makers' works. Success.
So it's just a dumb so-called movie that some kid, alias Justin French, made in his spare time, right? Who cares? Well, if you've bothered to look this movie up on amazon.com, you'll notice that it is for sale -- for TWENTY DOLLARS. Now, I don't know whether French is really letting people buy this movie, especially since he has said in his own words that this film is intended as a joke (see message boards). However, I did see several irate comments on the sale page, indicating that some people may have been ripped off. If the least of evils is true, French has merely produced the worst cinematic turd I have ever had the displeasure to smell. However, if he is really selling this movie to ignorant people, then he is a scam artist and a fraud, who ought to be ashamed of himself. I don't care what IMDb says, if he's selling it without telling people what it really is ON AMAZON.COM, he's a phony who ought to be arrested.
Whichever, no movie has ever incited so much hate within me. This is one of the few movies that has ever made me angry. I was angry that Mr French found it amusing to waste my time with his experiment in human psychology. I was angry at his cocky attitude in the forums. I was angry that he promoted his film with fake critical reviews. But above all, I was angry that he dared list this garbage for sale on Amazon. According to French himself, the purpose of this film was to demonstrate how audiences react angrily to aspiring film-makers' works. Success.
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- UneOmeletteFromage
- May 22, 2009
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