Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (2009)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Melissa : All right. Well, now that we're all here, why don't we take turns saying something about Alan and how much he means to us.

  [Jake gets up from his seat] 

  Melissa : Oh, okay, Jake. You want to start?

  Jake Harper : No, I gotta make room for cake.

  Melissa : All right. Uh, Berta! Why don't you get the ball rolling?

  Berta : Sure, what the hell. Zippy, I got to tell you, when you first moved in, I didn't really care for you. You were a persnickety, self-righteous, smug son-of-a-bitch. And now, here we are, six years later. Thank you.

• Charlie Harper : I can't believe it.

  Jake Harper : Believe what?

  Charlie Harper : I think I miss him.

  Jake Harper : Miss who?

  Charlie Harper : Your father.

  Jake Harper : Oh.

  Charlie Harper : What about you?

  Jake Harper : What about me, what?

  Charlie Harper : Do you miss him?

  Jake Harper : Who?

  Charlie Harper : Your father!

  Jake Harper : Why? Where is he?