The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem (2008)
Riki Lindhome: Ramona Nowitzki
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Quotes
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Ramona Nowitzki : You're not going to Halo night.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, I am. It's Wednesday. Wednesday's Halo night.
Ramona Nowitzki : Didn't a great man once say science demands nothing less than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives?
Sheldon Cooper : He did.
Ramona Nowitzki : And who was that great man?
Sheldon Cooper : Me. Sorry, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Seriously? You're not coming?
Sheldon Cooper : You heard her. How can I argue with me?
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Leslie Winkle : So, Sheldon, I see you're organizing your papers for the Smithsonian Museum of Dumb-Assery.
Ramona Nowitzki : There won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.
Sheldon : Oh, good one.
Leslie Winkle : I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you. I'll let you keep your lunch money today.
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[Penny walks in on Sheldon having his nails done by Ramona]
Ramona Nowitzki : Dr. Cooper is working.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough. Oh, tickles!
Penny : [leaving the apartment] Holy crap on a cracker!
Leonard Hofstadter : [meeting Penny in hallway] Hey, Penny.
Penny : You probably don't want to go in there.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why? What are they doing?
Penny : The only way I could explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls.
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Sheldon Cooper : How can I ever repay you?
Ramona Nowitzki : Would you consider naming it the Cooper-Nowitzki theorem?
Sheldon Cooper : Who's Nowitzki?
Ramona Nowitzki : I'm Nowitzki.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. You want me to share credit?
Ramona Nowitzki : Uh-huh.
Sheldon Cooper : GET OUT!
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Ramona Nowitzki : Oh, sorry I'm late. I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.
Sheldon Cooper : Did you enjoy the humorous footnote where I illustrate mirror-symmetry by likening it to the Flash playing tennis with himself?
Ramona Nowitzki : Oh, funny! But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity, I have to tell you, I found it physically exhilarating.
Sheldon Cooper : My hypotheses tend to have that effect.
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Ramona Nowitzki : Dr. Cooper, I have to tell you your friends are holding you back.
Sheldon Cooper : I prefer to think of it as I'm pulling them forward.
Ramona Nowitzki : Halo night? A man with your intellectual gift doesn't waste an evening playing video games
Sheldon Cooper : He does on Wednesdays.
Ramona Nowitzki : Not if he wants a Nobel prize.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Howard introduces himself] Howard Wolowitz, Department of Engineering, co-designer of the International Space Station's liquid waste disposal system.
Ramona Nowitzki : Eww.
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Ramona Nowitzki : I know what's going on here.
Penny : Really? Well, then will you explain it to me?
Ramona Nowitzki : You're in love with Dr. Cooper.
Penny : Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.
Ramona Nowitzki : Don't try to deny it. He's a remarkable man, but you have to let him go!
Penny : Oh, gee, okay.
Ramona Nowitzki : I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world and we can't be selfish!
Penny : Yeah, he's a gift, alright.
Ramona Nowitzki : [smiles and offers pinky swear to Penny] Sisters?
Penny : Sure, sisters.
[accepts pinky swear and Ramona exits into Sheldon's apartment]
Penny : Holy crap on a cracker!
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Penny : Oh, hey, hi.
Ramona Nowitzki : [running down the stairs] Oh, bite me!
Penny : [extends pinky] Sisters?