The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem (2008)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : I know this is none of my business, but I just... I have to ask - what's Sheldon's deal?
Leonard Hofstadter : What do you mean, "deal"?
Penny : You know, like, what's his deal? Is it girls...? Guys...? Sock puppets...?
Leonard Hofstadter : Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.
Penny : Come on, everybody has a deal.
Howard Wolowitz : Not Sheldon. Over the years, we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of mitosis.
Penny : I'm sorry?
Howard Wolowitz : I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.
Leonard Hofstadter : On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species. Someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Penny : Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
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[Penny walks in on Sheldon having his nails done by Ramona]
Ramona Nowitzki : Dr. Cooper is working.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough. Oh, tickles!
Penny : [leaving the apartment] Holy crap on a cracker!
Leonard Hofstadter : [meeting Penny in hallway] Hey, Penny.
Penny : You probably don't want to go in there.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why? What are they doing?
Penny : The only way I could explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls.
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Sheldon Cooper : Ramona finally dozed off, and I need you to help me get rid of her.
Penny : Get rid of her how?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't know, but apparently I'm in some kind of relationship, and you seem to be an expert at ending them.
Penny : Excuse me?
Sheldon Cooper : I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.
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[repeated line]
Penny : Holy crap on a cracker!
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Penny : [Ramona has just arrived for her date with Sheldon] I need to see this.
Leonard Hofstadter : The viewing area is right over there.
[Howard and Raj are watching from the couch]
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Ramona Nowitzki : I know what's going on here.
Penny : Really? Well, then will you explain it to me?
Ramona Nowitzki : You're in love with Dr. Cooper.
Penny : Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.
Ramona Nowitzki : Don't try to deny it. He's a remarkable man, but you have to let him go!
Penny : Oh, gee, okay.
Ramona Nowitzki : I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world and we can't be selfish!
Penny : Yeah, he's a gift, alright.
Ramona Nowitzki : [smiles and offers pinky swear to Penny] Sisters?
Penny : Sure, sisters.
[accepts pinky swear and Ramona exits into Sheldon's apartment]
Penny : Holy crap on a cracker!
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Penny : Oh, hey, hi.
Ramona Nowitzki : [running down the stairs] Oh, bite me!
Penny : [extends pinky] Sisters?
