My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Monkeys Take a Bath (2008)

Jackie Harris Greenberg: Brenda the Bank Teller

Quotes 

• Carl Hickey : [Turning toward Earl]  Woa, ho, ho, there she is! If your mother thinks she's the only one with sexual options she is mistaken.

  Earl Hickey : Uh, once again, Dad, I gotta say I'm a little conflicted about this.

  Brenda the Bank Teller : Next!

  Carl Hickey : Hello Brenda!

  [Smiling with anticipation] 

  Brenda the Bank Teller : [Flirting]  Carl. I like your shirt!

  Carl Hickey : Well, according to you on numerous occasions this color brings out the BLUE in my eyes!

  [Flirting] 

  Carl Hickey : [Turns around to wink at Earl] 

  Brenda the Bank Teller : Makes 'em sparkle!

  [Both Brenda and Carl are chuckling as Carl turns back toward Brenda] 

  Brenda the Bank Teller : What can I do for you today?

  Carl Hickey : [Stalling]  Today... Today I'd like to open a separate account. One that will be separate from my wife. Perhaps one that I can use to pay for dinner two at Casa de Mason with somebody that likes blue eyes.

  Earl Hickey : [Looking at Earl another tell calls out: Next!] 

  [Earl turns to the man behind him] 

  Earl Hickey : Oh you, you, you can go on I'm just watching my dad trying to get laid.

  Brenda the Bank Teller : Look, uh, I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message. But I was just trying to be nice. It's just customer service.

  Carl Hickey : [pauses to hear the next teller flirt with another customer]  So, just to be clear. Your not interested in having sexual relations with me?

  Brenda the Bank Teller : No.

  Carl Hickey : [Pausing]  I'd like to close my account, please.