- Andre Bushido: [as he's being hauled off] You're a dead man, Mike! Dead! Nowhere you can hide! I'll find you!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You already killed me once.
- Detective Olivia Benson: [about Elliot] Doctor, how is he?
- Dr. Parnell: One bullet went through and through, missed all vital organs, I extracted the other lodged in his bicep.
- Detective Olivia Benson: So, you think he'll make a full recovery?
- Dr. Parnell: He's already asked to go home... twice.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: What's the matter? I'm not pretty enough to get one of your cards? Oscar Assadorian, Talent Manager. You can't spell "Assadorian" without "ass," huh?
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: [about Stabler after he returns to work after getting shot] Told you he wouldn't take a day off. You owe me 50 bucks.
- Gots Money: [opening the door] Yo, yo, yo!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [pushing past Gots] What's Gots gots?
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Gots trouble.
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: [about one of Gots rap songs] You rap about running a drug ring outside of Brooklyn.
- Gots Money: Damn straight.
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Well that's funny because I worked narcotics in Brooklyn for 10 years and I never heard of your lying ass.
- Victor Tybor: [as he is dangling off a building while running away from Olivia] Help me!
- Detective Olivia Benson: I need a bus and a jump team at Kuan Industrial now!
- Victor Tybor: [recognizes Olivia] You're the hooker.
- Detective Olivia Benson: I'm a cop and you and Bushido shot my partner.
- Victor Tybor: I'm a cop, too.
- Detective Olivia Benson: You're a lying scumbag.
- Victor Tybor: I swear it's true. I've been working undercover for a year!
- Detective Olivia Benson: Prove it.
- Victor Tybor: I work with Agent Kalke. Who do you think told her about Stabler? How do you think we got to your office? I've got a wire in my belt buckle. Pull me up and I'll show you.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Tybor] You want me to call your family?
- Victor Tybor: My family's gone. Lost them a long time ago. This life proved too much for them.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [sees an empty cage] What happened to the tiger?
- Andre Bushido: [opens his mouth revealing blood on his teeth] Tasty bugger, isn't he?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [pauses then puts a piece of the meat in his mouth] I never enjoyed tiger meat before.
- Andre Bushido: [to Stabler] Smuggling live animals is a lot tougher than bringing in drugs. Any mule can swallow a condom of smack and crap it out. Can't swallow a frigging monkey.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Olivia] What the hell am I supposed to do? Tell the bad guys I've got to get home for diaper duty?
- Detective Olivia Benson: You go undercover again and don't tell Kathy, you'll be safer here than home.
- Gots Money: [about his tiger] Rocco's my pet. He never hurt anybody.
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: A turtle's a pet. A damn cat, maybe.