30 Rock (TV Series)

Gavin Volure (2008)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : Kenneth, just how much money do you have in your savings?

  Kenneth Parcell : Well, let's see!

  [Kenneth reaches down and picks up a can filled with cash] 

  Kenneth Parcell : Eighty thousand dollars!

  Jack Donaghy : If you don't include Confederate money.

  Kenneth Parcell : Four thousand dollars!

• Jack Donaghy : I couldn't get your money back and I'm sorry. I feel responsible, so I want you to have this.

  [hands over money] 

  Kenneth Parcell : Mr. Donaghy, I can't take that. What would this country be if our economy didn't allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?

  Jack Donaghy : That's true. But what about your family?

  Kenneth Parcell : Don't worry about us. We Parcells have eaten our share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times. We'll get by.