30 Rock (TV Series)
Gavin Volure (2008)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : You go to that house and work it like a Chinese gymnast: wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age.
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Jack Donaghy : Kenneth, just how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth Parcell : Well, let's see!
[Kenneth reaches down and picks up a can filled with cash]
Kenneth Parcell : Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack Donaghy : If you don't include Confederate money.
Kenneth Parcell : Four thousand dollars!
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Jack Donaghy : I can't believe you're out of the game. It's like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica.
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Jack Donaghy : I couldn't get your money back and I'm sorry. I feel responsible, so I want you to have this.
[hands over money]
Kenneth Parcell : Mr. Donaghy, I can't take that. What would this country be if our economy didn't allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?
Jack Donaghy : That's true. But what about your family?
Kenneth Parcell : Don't worry about us. We Parcells have eaten our share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times. We'll get by.
